iGnore the warnings

Apple just had to forge ahead with the sure-to-be-ridiculed product name, despite MadTV's iPad send-up from two years back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs



"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Non-existent invention blog

A place for one man's thoughts, ideas and would-be inventions as they pop into his head.
http://variationsonnormal.com/

"See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted."
- Bill Blazejowski

"World's Most Flexible Man"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdOlyc5Sy8

"God loves you just the way you are, but he loves you too much to let you just stay that way".
- Unknown scriptwriter.

Top 10 Places You Can’t Go

Don't go there.

http://listverse.com/2010/01/06/top-10-places-you-cant-go/

(But you can see these "100 Incredible and Educational Virtual Tours".)


"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought."
- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Google Nexus One: The "F-you iPhone" Phone

Yeah it's crude and profane, but deservedly so, perhaps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0


"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
- Sir Isaac Newton

Goodnight Keith Moon

The long goodnight. R.I.P.
http://www.goodnightkeithmoon.com/


"In fleeing the ashes he’s fallen into the coals."
- Apostolius

Read it in your Sunday paper

11 Most Painfully Obvious Newspaper Articles Ever
http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Most_Painfully_Obvious_Newspaper_Articles_Ever


"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
- Pierre Beaumarchais

Lost Camera

I can almost see the smirk on the finder's face as he's deleting these...
http://www.theboredninja.com/pictures/lost-camera/

"We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice - that is, until we have stopped saying 'It got lost' and say, 'I lost it'."
- Sydney J. Harris

Give 'im a hand

I believe this might be a real product. Beware of sloppy imitations.
http://www.ineedahandjob.com/


Friday game bonus: Tiger's Transgressions
(Thanks Toni and K-man)
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709


"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
- Unknown, quoted by Jim Horning

ASCII me

Takes any video on Vimeo and translates it into ASCII animation on the fly.
http://asciimeo.com/


"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. "
- Andy Rooney

Christmas Tree Rocketry: The Art and Science of Holiday Recycling

A little belated post-Christmas present...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjHV63MQ4w

"One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri."
- The Grinch

Four years and 7 trillion pixels ago

Kid Creates Enormous, Surreal Picture in MS Paint
And heyart's comment was good: "Wowww. New wallpaper. Not talking about my computer."
http://mashable.com/2010/01/18/picture-ms-paint/





"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."
- Christopher Reeve

Police Car Chase ala Benny Hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUYbu5DJA1U

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Dude, that was freakin' awesome!'"
- Unknown

Failblog.org's top 10 fails of 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlhKJwQBK3A

"Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up."
- Chinese Proverb

100 Games Cupcake Game

http://www.steelheadstudio.com/100cupcakes/



"Can't anybody here play this game?"
- Former New York Mets manager Casey Stengel

QuoteOftheDay

"You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too."
- Conan O'Brien

Death Metal Rooster

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927585





"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it."
- William Arthur Ward

Top 10 Moments Caught on Google Maps Street View

Sad, embarrassing, idiotic, illegal...it seems to have it all (by accident).
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/02/05/top-10-moments-caught-on-google-maps-street-view/



"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
- Franklin P. Adams

A Mushroom with a View

10 Wackiest Houses Around The World

Well, maybe on the outside.

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/12/10-wackiest-houses-around-the-world/

And if you're in the mood to blast a few structures...
http://www.lingolux.com/2009/12/16/blosics/

"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."
- Doug Larson

Christmas Dinner

(Thanks AJUK)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ48TDpK7ho


"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
- Benjamin Franklin

Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure

Ah, nothing says true love like big piles of dung. (Thanks Pops)
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/iowa-man-spells-out-wife's-birthday-message-in-manure_5415058



"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."  
- Groucho Marx

Refacing Government Tender

A collection of creatively vandalized bills.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefxd/sets/72157604423778692/

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
- Jonathan Swift

Useless

The most useless machine ever, with instructions on how to build one. Check out the 19-second video for a demo.
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine/


"Do not look back and ask why, look forward and ask, why not."
- Herbert L. Becker

Three frames of a movie

Simple concept: three-frame animations of '80s movies. You'll laugh, you'll cry. Or not.
http://threeframes.net/


"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."
- Donald Rumsfeld