Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Find a penny...




...pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck. Accomplished operator deftly picks up a coin with his forklift and deposits it into a bottle.


"A goal is not always meant to be reached; it often serves simply as something to aim at." - Bruce Lee


Sunday, September 28, 2014

Groovy trick




This won't do much for Pandora, Spotify, or MP3s, but it's amazing how this dude cleans his vinyl LPs with wood glue. Yes, glue. The kind you use to glue wood together. And it works.


"One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say." - Bryant H. McGill


Friday, September 26, 2014

Tech roundup




A couple of 19th-century whiskey-drinking cowboys discuss "The Good, the Fad and the Ugly" — the increasing ridiculousness of technology overwhelming our lives.


"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Grate job




Why did the sheep cross the cattle guard? Who knows. But if the question is "how"...


"I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues." - Franklin D. Roosevelt


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Waltz on walls




Sure, it's an ad for GoPro cameras, but still... two people dancing on the facade of Oakland's City Hall.


"Freedom lies in being bold." - Robert Frost


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Labors lost




Who knew there was a backstory to this kid's game — "BROKEN: Rock, Paper, Scissors" is a to-the-point little animation that beautifully portrays true love's true sacrifice.


"When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees." - Joseph Joubert


Friday, September 19, 2014

Small dogs




Perhaps you caught the clip of Tiny Hamster eating tiny burritos. Well now he's stepping up to take on none other than Kobayashi in a much-anticipated sequel.


"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it." - Golda Meir


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Teenage wasteland




Tragic story of parents who decided to euthanize their brain-dead teenage daughter. Those of you in a similar situation will likely be able to empathize. (Thanks KW)


"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family." - Jeff Foxworthy


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Calling all cards




The man who is the legend Willie Nelson tells a story that's an awesome card trick using every card in the deck. Captivating.

And a nice thread at Reddit: five-word scary stories. For example, "Living alone, toilet was warm."


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde


Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Shoot 'em up




Compilation of (supposedly) the 100 most iconic movie shots of all time.


"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award." - Billy Wilder


Monday, September 8, 2014

Vintage score




Novel cover idea, this waltz arrangement of the Cyndi Lauper 80's classic, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".


"You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own." - Clarence Day


Saturday, September 6, 2014

Noble barns




Watch the Ohio Amish raise a barn in under 10 hours, conveniently compressed to 3 1/2 minutes. (Try 2x speed for extra effect.) Reminds me of that "Family Guy" scene.


"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." - Joan Rivers

Friday, September 5, 2014

Turnkey




A paper cut from the cutting edge, Ikea parodies — or more like mocks — Apple ads in hawking its new catalog (a.k.a., bookbook).


"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B. F. Skinner

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Hoop it up




Street performer Coral Jade looks like she's about to be teleported to another dimension as she masterfully spins 30 hula hoops using every part of her body.


"A will finds a way." - Orison Swett Marden

Monday, September 1, 2014

Gibbon take




Monkey makes mockery of two tacticless tigers in an exemplary exhibition of athletic acumen. Try to ignore the unnecessary sound effects.


"He who angers you conquers you." - Elizabeth Kenny