Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The year that sorta was



Though a little heavy on the Obama, Miley Cyrus, and Internet memes, this Animation Domination bit sums up everything that happened in 2013 in one minute.

And click away and explore musical genres, some of which you might not have known existed.


"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughn


Monday, December 30, 2013

Retrospectacle



Not comedy per se, but this news blooper highlight reel from the year that was 2013 includes some hilarious mess-ups.

And way back when, Woody Guthrie sure knew how to do New Year's Resolutions, which he called he called "Rulin's".


"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the Old Year leaves." - Bill Vaughan

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Level-headed



Great ideas are everywhere, they say, and this ad for LG's G2 "Chicken Cam" might just stick in your mind as one.

And how much of a psychopath are you? Take this online test and find out where you sit along the continuum.


"Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?" - Will Ferrell


Saturday, December 28, 2013

Failover



A submission to the Science 2013 Festival do Minuto contest, "When science fails" shows how things sometimes don't turn out how they're planned

And the cost of "coming to terms" with your phone OS upgrade, how long it would take to drain an Olympic-size swimming pool using a straw, and other stupid calculations.


"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom." - Isaac Asimov

Friday, December 27, 2013

Hue turn



San Diego traffic, collapsed and reorganized by color, turns into a surrealistic parade.

And the truly lachrymose desk lunches of those who aren't even trying.


"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Fascinating rhythm



Out in a field, under an overpass, in a garage — drums can sound completely different depending on where they're played.

And a collection of Amazon's funniest customer reviews of all time.


"Be who you are and be that well." - Saint Francis de Sales


Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas delivery



Just out of the workshop, The Amazing Machine shows what you can do with some of that stuff under your tree. Happy holidays.

And rallying just a little, The Onion sums up the truth of life, just like the good old days.


"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." - Dick Gregory

Monday, December 23, 2013

Forest run



The guy in this four-minute off-trail glade skiing thrill ride manages to miss a whole bunch of trees despite significant air and speed.


"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out." - Jay London


Sunday, December 22, 2013

Machine learning



Beneful makes a "Dog Goldberg Machine" powered by hounds and their favorite toys, presumably in hopes of selling more dog food. I wonder what an equivalent ad for humans would be like?


"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy


Saturday, December 21, 2013

Get smart



Some funny, some just geeky — are you smart enough to get these nerdy jokes? (Thanks Gordon)

And look at an equation or pictograph and guess the movie: a self-serve visual quiz for the mathematically inclined.


"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'." - Isaac Asimov

Friday, December 20, 2013

Splits the difference



Chuck Norris virtually outdoes the Van Damme's split between trucks with an epic Christmas split of his own.


"Very few of us are what we seem." - Agatha Christie


Thursday, December 19, 2013

Log jam



Re-imagined by artists around the world, the collection of short films called "Yule Log 2.0" is not your granddad's hunk-a burning wood.


"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - Bernard Manning

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Trump card



With perfect timing, man with an old trumpet trolls passing marching band from balcony during a drum solo.


"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know." - W. H. Auden


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Deck the halls...



...and the some. If you haven't seen it yet, drunken brawl at SantaCon in New York includes a half-dozen deviant Claus-alikes beating the cheer out of each other.

And the marketing guidelines you need are in the Santa Brand Book, refreshed for 2013.


"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." - Dennis Miller


Monday, December 16, 2013

Rudder nonsense



Hard to argue that the talking boat isn't exactly as advertised.


"Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think." - Alfred Austin


Sunday, December 15, 2013

Word play



You mean this ditty about a marvelous organ is packed with innuendo...? A year's supply of it, I'd say.

There are thousands of languages spoken around the world. Can you distinguish between these eighty more common ones?


"Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne." - Quentin Crisp

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Secret ingredient



Well-seasoned lampooning of Nigella Lawson is of the sort one might expect under the recent circumstances.

"Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun." - Don Marquis


Friday, December 13, 2013

Compensation



Inhabitants of a world cope with it in impressive fashion in "Wind", an entertaining and thought-provoking short.

And Waiting In Line 3D is the most realistic simulation of this activity produced thus far.

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." - John F. Kennedy


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Farmer in the Bell



It's Christmas tree harvest time in Oregon again and the sky's the limit.

"The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature." - Andy Rooney


Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Lost and found



This innovative (I guess) so-called handimation "Catch" was shot using Google Glass and comprises more than 1,000 first-person photos and drawings, though no idea how many Sharpies.

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Soft shoe



Distinguished older gentlemen dancing effortlessly to acid house makes for easy watching.

Or maybe a little browser accordion to annoy yourself and those around you?

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Arthur Schopenhauer


Monday, December 9, 2013

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration



LEGO reenactment of the "Blues Brothers" shopping mall chase scene might invoke a little plastic nostalgia.

And a quiz: Can you name the 50 biggest U.S. cities?

"Action is eloquence." - William Shakespeare


Sunday, December 8, 2013

Seams



No sense in it, but Captain Picard singing Christmas carols from cut-up video isn't completely unenjoyable.

And which gray block is actually darker? Hold something (ex: your finger) over the seam and experience the marvel of contrast.



"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer." - Yogi Berra


Saturday, December 7, 2013

Get a grip



Japanese tire dealer Autoway released this commercial apparently to put the fear of bad traction in your heart.

And 11 scary-looking kids from vintage ads who might make one think twice about procreating.

"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." - Usman B. Asif

Friday, December 6, 2013

Gimme the keys



Leave the driving to your favorite smartphone app — meet Steeri.

And in case you're interested, the 200 top-scoring reddit posts of all time.

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Glasnost



Successful use of gadgetry as a public irritant in this Google Glass prank that treads between annoying and embarrassing.

"I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it." - Ray Bradbury


Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Beat, the system



Music video called "Systematic" from the Midnight Juggernauts is like some sort of psychedelic James Bond movie intro for cats.

"Beware the barrenness of a busy life." - Socrates


Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Flight plan



Howard Hughes mini-me's handmade aircraft makes its maiden voyage in "Paper Plane", a very short animated short.

And J.P. Morgan's Twitter-based open Q&A yields predictable results.

"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." - Carl Sandburg

Monday, December 2, 2013

Screeching to the choir



Quite an act, this musical nun, scaring the holidays into passersby.

And a church with a distinctive aerial look, courtesy of Google Maps.

"A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all." - Edwin Lewis

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Tube be or not tube be



The solemn murmuring of Shakespearean actors recreating a YouTube comment war elevate it more than you might think.

And ever wondered what the Instagram accounts of all-time brutal dictators would look like? Well this guy did.

"Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing." - Ralph Richardson