Sleepless nights

That'll teach you to fall asleep

Cheap trix -- dude scares crap out of girlfriend.

http://acidcow.com/video/4284-scared_in_bed_by_head.html

"Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones." -- Seneca

That'll teach you to hit snooze

Alarm clock mod that might well lead to permanent deaf-ication.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEH5GxPNO8

"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it." -- Golda Meir

Young guns

Everything Rambo Jr. needs.

http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/

"The best armor is to keep out of range." -- Italian proverb

How to fail a test with dignity

Humorous test excerpts, supposedly, from students apparently better suited to a creative writing class than math and science.

(Thanks Robo)

Just faking

The Ad Generator

Generate random, meaningless taglines and runs them with Flickr images. Result: potato chip compelling medley of subprime pseudo-ads.

http://www.cogandsprocket.com/adgen/adgen.html

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." -- Doug Larson

Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Raymond.

Supporting the claim that fame makes people miserable, this series of DVD covers for the seven seasons illustrates the increasingly sullen visage of Ray Romano. To quote b3ta, "by season 7 he really looks like he wants to kill himself. Then you."

http://blog.escapedmonkey.co.uk/?p= 57

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." -- Peter Drucker

"I've Discovered Something Amazing!"

Fresh-faced expert demonstrates his latest incredible discovery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6dkHgT6TI

Addition by subtraction

The Simpsons minus the Simpsons

Another example of the zenihilist "removing stuff" movement. Next up -- Mr. Ed with no Wilbur?

http://www.romancortes.com/blog/the-simpsons-minus-the-simpsons/

"I see no virtues where I smell no sweat." -- Francis Quarles

There is no "I" in photography

Liu Bolin, The Invisible Man, paints himself... no trick photography ... no Photoshop ...he just paints himself...in. Or out. Some other striking images at Onexposure.

http://v1kram.posterous.com/liu-bolinthe-invisible-man

How to Dial a Rotary Telephone

Ah, the good old days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDw75mUl6c

"Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water." -- Swedish proverb

Fun for all and all for fun

The Fun Theory

Take note -- changing behavior *can* be fun. (Thanks Lyd)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXh2n0aPyw

There, I Fixed It.

Handy site for handymen and their handiwork.

http://thereifixedit.com/

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
-- W. C. Fields

Can't You See I'm Busy

Not that anyone needs to encourage more shenanigans at work...

http://www.cantyouseeimbusy.com/

Over-share overdrive

Over-sharers

Do people not get that their social web mutterings might actually be read by others? Really, really more than you want to know...

http://www.oversharers.com/

"It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condensed, the deeper they burn."

-- Robert Southey

Take A Weird Break blog

A collection of bizarre and humorous clippings from the UK magazine, "Take A Break ". Not the purpose they intended for their material, I'd venture.

http://takeaweirdbreak.blogspot.com/

Trailing foresight

Flashforward

What the trailers for "Ghostbusters," "Forrest Gump" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" might have looked like if the films were made in the middle of the last century.

Txt Island

Chris Gavin's short animation made using only letters and a pegboard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs8cjYmoSUo

Pre-soiled underwear

Skidmark prevention smokescreen.

http://easytigercorp.co.uk/

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." -- Ayn Rand

"A Glorious Dawn"

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking sing about the universe in an oddly intriguing redubmix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

StarTrek Parody - In Living Color

Jim Carey and crew do excellent work. He's also good in this Fire Marshall Bill sketch. Thanks K-man.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVuxvJVdZQc

The Book of Gene

Gay scientists have worked tirelessly to isolate the gene that causes Christianity. As you suspected -- it's not a lifestyle choice.

http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=qCzbNkyXO50

"If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement." -- Jimmy Carter

Bad Hair Day

An overdue return to mugshotdujour; check the array of head lettuce on this crew.

http://mugshotdujour.com/category/bad-hair-day

Face-masher

Upload a photo and this site will create a fully-animated version of your face. The mustache fun is up to you...

http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/

Best Pool Shot by a Naked White Chick

Don't let the title scare you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQAFCbsgQeo

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after." -- Slovenian Proverb

Game break: Cheese or font?

Your guess is as good as mine.

http://cheeseorfont.mogrify.org/play

Unauthorized Far Side Tribute

Far Side cartoons made real-esque. (Note: This contest is not endorsed or approved by Gary Larson.)

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=23833&display=photoshop#entries

Hasta,

vW

The People of Wal-Mart Vol. 2

Amazing what one might find cruising the aisles. Check it out at...

http://vinweasel.posterous.com/the-people-of-wal-mart-vol-2-0

(Thanks Kate)

VERY short story

Thanks Bomser.

Scarred 4 life

Sarka: Complicated Horror

Now decide whether you were scared.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1914298

What's in the box?

"Due to recent developments, the box must remain closed for a not yet disclosed period of time." Very well done short, sayeth I.

http://babel-research.eu/witb/stream/

Movie Body Counts

tallies the actual, visible "on screen kills/deaths/bodies" of your favorite action, sci/fi, and war films.

http://www.moviebodycounts.com/

"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I might not always like being taught." -- Sir Winston Churchill

Upside down celebrity faces

These folks are even weirder from this perspective.

http://www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp

30 Rock is a Muppet Show rip-off

http://bloglynch.blogspot.com/2009/06/30-rock-is-rip-off-of-muppet-show.html

Batting Average

In what presumably is a sequel to f-my-life comes this collection of messages on...you guessed it. Truth is more average than fiction.

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." -- Saki (aka, Hector Hugh Munro)

Create-ive parking

That's the way to do it.

http://www.break.com/index/parallel-parking-in-chicago.html

Game-ish: Little Wheel

There was once a world of living robots. But one day a bad accident occured in the main power generator. The world fell into a deep sleep. Bring life back to the world!

http://fastgames.com/littlewheel.html

8-Bit Lego Trip

Dig the classic vidiot games 3D-rendered with lego. Nerd-pr0N.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI

"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day." -- Anonymous

War in,

vW