Bird upset about getting back in its cage or some such unleashes a sweary pottymouth torrent that would raise eyebrows at the FCC.
"Love and dignity cannot share the same abode." -- Ovid
"Love and dignity cannot share the same abode." -- Ovid
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." -- Alfred Hitchcock
"I can resist everything except temptation." -- Oscar Wilde
"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." -- T. S. Eliot
"Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work." -- Ann Rule
"In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert’s there are few." -- Suzuki
"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race." -- Don Marquis
"Tradition is a guide and not a jailer." -- W. Somerset Maugham
"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." -- Bertrand Russell
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -- Douglas Adams
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." -- Helen Keller
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these." -- George Washington Carver
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." -- Theodore Roosevelt
"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." -- J. D. Salinger
"An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox." -- Lao Tzu
"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." -- Oscar Wilde
"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." -- E. M. Forster
"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well." -- Robert Louis Stevenson
"You can't let your past hold your future hostage." -- LL Cool J
"The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt." -- Ayn Rand
"You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way." -- Marvin Minsky
"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation." -- Sinclair Lewis
"There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend." -- Henry David Thoreau
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is hard business. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -- Rudyard Kipling