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Friday, November 6, 2009

Animal foolery

Dead fly art
Magnus Muhr is a strange fellow with a strange gallery. Let's hope one doesn't start this sort of thing with bugs and move up the food chain.


"To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself."
-- Soren Kierkegaard


Kitty glitter
"...a very long time ago, a calendar came into my possession, a kitten calendar. it was placed on my wall as it was so offensively sickly i found it funny. but then, the graffiti started. and one by one the kittens had things added... creating... kitti graffiti!"

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Duly noted

Black and WTF
These are worth two thousand.


"If at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it." -- Albert Einstein


Dude
Is it the most important word in the English language?


"When ideas fail, words come in very handy." -- Goethe


Mightier pen
"Bank Notes", an interesting collection of bank robbery demand notes.
http://www.banknotes365.com/

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Only on odd numbered days

Epic Parking Fail
Didn't even leave a note...


"Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except technology." -- John Tudor


Game: Cover me


World's Fastest Office
What's the opposite of Catch-22?


"A day's impact is better than a month of dead pull." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Sleepless nights

That'll teach you to fall asleep
Cheap trix -- dude scares crap out of girlfriend.


"Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones." -- Seneca


That'll teach you to hit snooze
Alarm clock mod that might well lead to permanent deaf-ication.


"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it." -- Golda Meir


Young guns
Everything Rambo Jr. needs.


"The best armor is to keep out of range." -- Italian proverb

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

How to fail a test with dignity

Humorous test excerpts, supposedly, from students apparently better suited to a creative writing class than math and science.

(Thanks Robo)


Monday, October 26, 2009

Just faking

The Ad Generator
Generate random, meaningless taglines and runs them with Flickr images. Result: potato chip compelling medley of subprime pseudo-ads.


"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." -- Doug Larson


Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Raymond.
Supporting the claim that fame makes people miserable, this series of DVD covers for the seven seasons illustrates the increasingly sullen visage of Ray Romano. To quote b3ta, "by season 7 he really looks like he wants to kill himself. Then you."


"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." -- Peter Drucker


"I've Discovered Something Amazing!"
Fresh-faced expert demonstrates his latest incredible discovery.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Addition by subtraction

The Simpsons minus the Simpsons
Another example of the zenihilist "removing stuff" movement. Next up -- Mr. Ed with no Wilbur?


"I see no virtues where I smell no sweat." -- Francis Quarles


There is no "I" in photography
Liu Bolin, The Invisible Man, paints himself... no trick photography ... no Photoshop ...he just paints himself...in. Or out. Some other striking images at Onexposure.


How to Dial a Rotary Telephone
Ah, the good old days.


"Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water." -- Swedish proverb

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Fun for all and all for fun

The Fun Theory
Take note -- changing behavior *can* be fun. (Thanks Lyd)


There, I Fixed It.
Handy site for handymen and their handiwork.


"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
-- W. C. Fields


Can't You See I'm Busy
Not that anyone needs to encourage more shenanigans at work...