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Aloha Friday,

Spring is in the air, and apparently it's college visit time. There's nothing harder for a moody, hormone-addled 17-year-old than making a smart college decision, but our friends at (where else?) College Humor are here with a welcome dose of honesty: a straight-from-the-heart ad for Quendelton State University. Finally, a college ad that tells it like it is from the school that US News & World Report once called "...adequate..."

Have you considered Quendelton State University...?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812947



Idiot of the year
The universe works in mysterious — and often entertaining — ways, and there are a few things fate clearly doesn't appreciate. Many would say that karma has quite a sense of humor. His new mantra: Ten and two, ten and two...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbdim66k8d0




Pick Up the Phone
Making a mint has never been easier. Or made less sense. Which is not unlike the actual bogus commercials.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813647




QuOTeD
"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong." -- Bill Vaughan


Your Face
Homemade, yeah.
http://yourfaceblog.blogspot.com/


Quick pic(s): Geekiest pants ever
http://www.vouspensez.com/2008/04/22/the-geekiest-pants-ever/


Liquid Nitrogen Poof
It didn't totally work. She was supposed to be gone with everyone's wallet.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812492




QuO2eD
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." -- Yogi Berra


Where do all the neurotics live?
On the East Coast, of course. A psychological tour of the United States, in five maps.
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2008/05/04/where_do_all_the_neurotics_live/


Game break: World's Hardest
http://www.bored.com/games/action/1/worlds_hardest_game/


I want to be left alone
Now you can buy one for what good it will do you. Reminds me of someone I know...
http://leavemealonebox.com/welcome.html


War in.