Sign of the cat

A Russian cat seemingly has mastered a little sign language and uses it to ask for food. He also orders a vodka martini in the part they edited out.

And courtesy of McSweeney's, a few ways to understand units of measurement. (For example, "Pint: The amount of ice cream eaten in one sitting that guarantees shame".)

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied." - Arnold H. Glasow