Stop moving

As if you needed more incentive, Beer Labels In Motion makes worthy animated-GIF use out of creative microbrew labels.

And if you played and enjoyed One Second Stopwatch when you were a kid, you might enjoy a go at this re-creation.

"When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer." - Dave Barry