Thursday, March 16, 2017

Blanket statement



Note to self about train stations and fresh snowfalls... remember to stand back from the track, lest ye be blasted.

And it's bracket time again, so you're no doubt focused on who will win Name of the Year. Here are your top seeds:
  • Kobe Buffalomeat, Illinois State football recruit
  • Marmaduke Trebilcock, late 19th-century Cornwall immigrant and Wisconsin lawyer
  • Chardonnay Pantastico, University of Hawaii softball recruit
  • Quindarious Monday, Georgia high-school football player

Names are serious business.




"Winter is nature’s way of saying, 'Up yours.'" -- Robert Byrne


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