Cat vs Printer - The Translation

Cat translator unleashed on a classic video. (Caution: felines have foul mouths.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs


"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." - Ambrose Bierce


And in other technology news, this is how smartphone users see each other, according to C-Section Comics.
http://www.csectioncomics.com/2010/11/iphone-vs-android-vs-blackberry.html

House of cards

Life and work at a Chinese playing card factory. With the hands numb, can the mind be far behind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KAny-1saS4

And from this side of the world, amusing signs from the recent Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert production in Washington, D.C.


"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." - Robert Frost

Oops

A ten-minute collection of dropped-camera video clips. Definitely better than it sounds like it would be, and a 2010 Vimeo Award to prove it.
http://vimeo.com/13788278

And, Truck vs. Power Pole. Camera, action, lights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfydVs-f0A


"Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer." - Denis Waitley

The Birds (The Prequel)

Suspense-filled trailer for a would-be movie. Call it a surprise beginning...?
http://vimeo.com/7154391

And, "Better Book Titles", a blog for people who don't want to read book reviews to figure out what the book is about. Cuts through "all the cryptic crap" to give you the meat of the story in a revised title.
http://betterbooktitles.com/


"The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy." - Peter Lynch

3D-light

Awesome light show projected onto a 3D surface. Amazing stuff, as plain, white boxes are made to look like the City of freaking Tomorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxRD414F3A

And from the education corner, a little thing that lets you zoom from the edge of the universe to the "quantum foam" of spacetime. Potentially fascinating stuff if you're so inclined, or maybe time for a quantum beer.
http://htwins.net/scale/


"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind." - Winston Churchill

People Are Awesome

Clip compendium of so-said awesome people presumably doing awesome things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0Cazxj_yc

And with a contrarian view, some more de-motivational posters:
http://www.motifake.com/


"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." - Winston Churchill

Oh-oh dominoes

"Bookmans Does Book Dominoes" is likely one of the better and more entertaining used-bookseller ads out there. Finally a use for those old books.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw5LlSKKG3M

And, Bensons for Beds tries to set some sort of mattress dominoes record.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndYxBQXhNjI


"You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence." - Abraham Lincoln

Bombs away

Drop a half-ton (or so) pumpkin on an old Pontiac and you get...? (Yep, it's what you expected, and still fairly entertaining.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNKVmWj1K4

And for once, an honest shopping mall map.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1810101


"High expectations are the key to everything." - Sam Walton

How To Carve a Pumpkin, Dirty Harry style

Impressive, but I'd like to see him do it without reloading.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGH8Af9Hdb0

And also unnecessary but possibly entertaining, a blog about quote marks run amok.
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/


"Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe." - Robert Service

Stop motion + Lite Brite = win

Creative, low-res (3 dpi?) video showing that you can work some new tricks with an old dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8cAU475dQo

And art of a different color, Mark Jenkins installs some pretty interesting stuff.
http://www.xmarkjenkinsx.com/outside.html


"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy

It Doesn't Do Anything

I'm not sure how to describe this simple, creative, jarringly inane piece of work that I for some reason enjoyed, but I can only assume that it doesn't do anything. (And he's got a whole bunch of 'em if you like.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53OviDxQHs

And hold that thought... from The Journal of Irreproducible Results, the winner of the funniest graph contest, "All Theories Proven With One Graph".
http://www.jir.com/graph_contest/index.html


"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." - Albert Einstein

Discovery meets the Food Network

This is what happens, time-lapse style, when food isn't properly refrigerated. (Hint: it ain't pretty.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTCdcs8gGg

And ρLªYinG ωiTh mŸ fOoD, a panoply of nutritional sculpturization.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rerinha/sets/72157610091412388/


"The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time." - Abraham Lincoln

Laurel and Hardy Dance To The Gap Band

A little mashup parody, with Laurel and Hardy dancing to the Gap Band. (Thanks Pops)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE

And "Somebody's Watching Me" works, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaC5ohRAjmI

For reference, here's the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SvuNcPx2dg


"A well developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." - William Arthur Ward

Three Years In Three Minutes

Epic time lapse filmography of the destruction of the EDF Tower and the construction of the Sequana Tower in its place. Three years of work, compressed and summarized into a three-minute video.
http://vimeo.com/15557177

And check out The World According to San Francisco, an amusing quasi-map that explains how at least some of those denizens see the rest of the world (i.e., as mostly food, beer and music).

Or see your city -- arts and crafts style -- with these ridiculously intricate hand-cut paper maps.


"Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently." - Henry Ford

Holy Chicken of Life and Music

As billed, "The short film “Holy Chicken of Life and Music” tells the story of the Holy Chicken a magnificent beast, worshiped and exploited, in a tale of love and regret, art and science, Life and Music."
http://vimeo.com/13781357

And for whatever you think of it, FarmVille is big. How big? This FarmVille vs. real farms infographic gives you some idea.


"It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible." - David Brin

Elevator rage

It's always frustrating when you're in a hurry and you just miss the elevator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfALthLI

And turn any site into a game of Asteroids...
http://erkie.github.com/


"It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value." -- Stephen Hawking

Smell Like A Monster

Somewhat amusing Sesame Street parody of that Old Spice ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM

And, 50 memorable viral images made possible by the interewbs in 2010.
http://thefuturebuzz.com/2010/08/02/viral-images-2010/


"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton

The Beard Cage

Nothing but net...? This passes bizarre and edges on toward creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc

Also captivating, "Nobody Is Going to Steal This Car"

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." - Thomas Jefferson