Carp diem

Large, possibly camera-shy carp escapes fisherman's grasp and finds its way to freedom.


And you can't get rid of 'em... Unalaska, Alaska (pop. 4,376) is a small island with an inordinate number of bald eagles. Patriotic, sure, but apparently also annoying.

"Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches." -- Will Rogers

Bad lie

This is definitely the most interesting thing I've seen done with a golf cart in a while. Not PGA-sanctioned, I'm sure.


And take a 3-minute vacation with surfer Mitch Parkinson via this montage of beaches and barrels from all spots around the Pacific.

"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf." -- Jon Kabat-Zinn

Brave new whirl

Sure, he's trying his best, but this klutzy worker-robot's day quickly goes from bad to worse.


And you can be Henry David Thoreau in his quest for solitude and mental clarity in the Walden simulator video game from the USC Game Innovation Lab, a refreshing change from GTA, WOW, and others of their ilk.

"We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Globetrot

Bit of a melancholy tone to this frantic and dizzying race across the planet comprising an assembly of 4,000 Google Earth photos.


And a quiz: How well can you draw all 50 United States?

"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -- American Indian proverb

Snack attack

Lion mistakes hippo for a quick take-out meal and immediately regrets it.


And this pup is head over heels for his dinner. (Thanks Mr. G)

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God." -- Christopher Hitchens

Gripping drama

Maybe inspired by this fellow's successful try, a brave man one-ups him with his own attempt to punch a bear trap before it closes on his arm. Maybe next time he should try headbutting it to make sure he doesn't injure anything important.


And this hiker gets followed down a trail by a family bears, creating more than a little tension.

"What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his?" -- Emile M. Cioran

As cluck would have it

Watch as this chicken is outwitted by a piece of bread not once but twice, all the while being filmed by a guy who sounds a lot like a chicken himself.


And an interesting creative exercise, artist Gregory Darroll made an animation a day for a month and put together this charming montage.

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." -- John Lennon

Loco motive

Ain't no stoppin' it, apparently... watch this train plows into a candy-carrying semi that got stuck on the tracks.


And a timelapse turns LA's (in)famed traffic into a thing of beauty. The energy of the music makes this one a refreshing departure from the usual ethereal new-age-y stuff, and feels like the heart of the city is pumping cars through those arteries.




Somewhere in between those two sits this striking long exposure photo of a departing train.

"The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before." -- G.K. Chesterton

Damaged good

This expensive fails compilation of people accidentally losing or destroying stuff might make you feel just a little bit better about your day, if that's your kind of thing.


Meanwhile downriver... deliberately detonating dynamite in a delta makes for a cool effect, no CGI required.

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." -- John Peel

Alter egos

Infant meets his new American god in the form of a smartphone, which exudes the power of instant pacification, else rage when taken away. (Warning: Contains some intense baby-crying noises.)

And the images you get from the likes of Shutterstock or Getty are typically cheesy, staged photos featuring generic-looking people pretending to do generic stuff. But take note -- there's also a dark side of stock photography...

"Sadness is but a wall between two gardens." -- Khalil Gibran

Life is a balancing act

Watch what you can build with 200 coins, a steady hand, and nerves of steel.


ATLAS the humanoid robot is an incredible sophisticated machine, but you'll probably find some humor in him autonomously falling off a stage (at around the 04:00 mark). Get your laughs in now before he and his like become sentient.




And nevermind work-life balance, artist Roman Opałka spent his career painting from 1 to 5607249 (trying to get to infinity).

"We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. But what we put into it is ours." -- Dag Hammarskjold

With a flourish

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— Kevin Fox 🦊 (@kfury) August 2, 2017

Cool kitty gives smoother high-fives than most humans.


And no one likes a show-off... check this show-off-ish beer league softball at-bat. (Thanks Mr. G)

"When ambition ends, happiness begins." -- Thomas Merton

Brickfast

Three days and 1,500 still images to create, the most important meal of the day prepared LEGO style.

Wondering how safe your tap water is? Well EWG has a site where you can enter your ZIP code to see all the chemical and heavy metal contaminants in your drinking water. (They've compiled data for all 50 states, and it's much simpler than the EPA's clunky site.)

And if you've ever tried, it's no easy feat to throw away a garbage can.

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast anytime'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." -- Steven Wright

Least resistance

Two young women puttering along in the waterslide slow lane get slammed by a human torpedo.


And it might be ill-advised to drop in on a metal slide from 10 feet high.

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"Summer has set in with its usual severity." -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Race to the bottom

Humorous short clip called The Shipping gives a glimpse of where things might be going in the race for faster home delivery.


And which squares will fill with fluid first?





Finally, 100 movies 100 numbers 100 seconds seems kind of ridiculous at first, but...

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." -- Oscar Wilde

Keep count

Like a real-life clown car, watch as nine people jump out of this unexpectedly capacious Honda Civic after an accident.


And how many circles do you see in the Coffer Illusion, from this a trio of optical illusions over at Relatively Interesting?

"Imagination and fiction make up more than three-quarters of our real life." -- Simone Weil

Whenceforth

600 million years of human evolution in a flipbook from educationalgifs

Check out this flipbook animation of 600 million years of human evolution, available from the EVO evolution webshop. Though I'm not sure why it goes in reverse.

And if this AI movie-poster generator is any indication, we don't yet have much to worry about from Skynet.

"Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire." -- Robert Brault

Shattered expectations

Security cam footage from the Colorado office of Argonics, Inc. shows that its break-in was actually just a vandal goat doing a disorderly deed.


And on the topic, is this a ridiculously photogenic goat or what?

Today I met a ridiculously photogenic goat. from pics

"Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived." -- Abraham Lincoln