Jurisdiction

Battling for truth, justice, and socks, these super-kittens take no guff from the black ops alien sock ninjas.

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

WWJR?

Whether genuine or not, Rappin' for Jesus is an absurd and hilarious gag. (NSFW for clerical use of the N-word.)

"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

Early work

Sometimes it's just not ready for prime time... sh*t rough drafts and unreleased celebrity fragrances.

Defenseless driving

The sneak attack — a new road hazard to watch out for. [Caution: this might be disturbing to sensitive viewers.]

T for talent

How many cups of tea can you carry? A couple or three? Well sit down and watch this guy.

Sharks with laser beams

Bonus points for targeting precision — some very specific Facebook Graph Searches.

Speaking of which, here's a Facebook prank to try (or look out for).

Reel awesome

I'll leave it up to you whether to try this at home... "People Are Awesome 2013", the mega-highlight reel.

Google, the past

Check out this 1960s style Google emulator actually works, with the requisite fanfare. And no punchcards required.

MS Chair

Bill Gates, best known for the virus was know as Windows, shows his incredible hops by jumping over a chair in this vintage footage. Take that, Steve Jobs.

Misunderstood

Before you get your hackles up about this "No Asians!" video, you really need to watch the whole thing.

A sophisticated cat, this automated Tumblr spuriously documents the multitude of things that P. Diddy appreciates.

And a bonus civics test to challenge your mastery of the subject. The website says that college educators average about 55 percent, and Joe citizen around 49 percent. What do you rate?

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." - Charlton Heston

Nearly frame-ous

As annoying as I found the recent fad, this Gangnam Style flip book animation video is a pretty cool piece of work, whether real or not.

And a repository for misplaced priorities, No Time for Love, an online confessional of sorts for those who want to anonymously divulge their life's regrets.

"A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Through the ringer

Video of the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song after being run through every language in Google Translate and back into English.

And read the deepest, darkest anonymous confessions from those creative types (some of which turn out to be more creative than you might think).

"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him." - Edgar Watson Howe

Disk-closure

Creative recycling in Nick Gentry's Floppy Disk Portraits, a montage of so-called "social art from the obsolete". [Colossal]

And not yet obsolete, HTTP status rappers, an effective, illustrative use of rapper technology.

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll

Eggnormous

Which came first? Both, apparently. Behold what might be the biggest chicken egg in the world (and one for which the layer probably deserves a medal for bravery).

And don't fool with Mother Nature — her logic and competence may already be questionable... WTF Evolution.

"I think that the good and the great are only separated by the willingness to sacrifice." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

True story

Hats off to the kids who created this impressively detailed full-length live action version of "Toy Story".

And pick yourself up a Martin Loofah King and say, "I have a clean".

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Animal rights

Eight standard issue animal misconceptions — for example, suicidal lemmings — debunked in a rapid-fire mini-lecture that you'll surely find both educational and entertaining.

And because glamour and kittens are still two of the driving forces on the interwebs, why not cats that look like pinup girls ?

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." - Thomas Jefferson

Optical zoom

Musician creates the world's first (presumably) trombone-cam by strapping a video recorder to the slide of his instrument, which yields a surprisingly silly effect.

And another strange viewing angle... get a little too close to nature with this wearable hummingbird feeder.

"A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for." - John Shedd

Questionable for Sunday

NFL conference championship games are this Sunday and here's a Bad Lip Reading of the NFL to get you primed. (Didn't see Rex Ryan in there — apparently he doesn't need the help.) [Mashable]

And Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o's not-really-dead imaginary girlfriend saga inspires hilarious tweets, reports Business Insider.

"He who receives a good turn, should never forget it: he who does one, should never remember it." -- Charron