Gutsy moves

Running roughshod over your screen, "An Alien Claymation" wraps a ton of action into a neat little package and covers it in technicolor gore.

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other." - Abraham Lincoln

Spare a square?

Even when shooting the breeze, always leave a paper trail, my dad always said. Well not to worry — this DIY TP gun's got you covered.

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

Rip it good

Check out Tina, 14, covering Eddie Van Halen's "Eruption" and pretty much shredding it start to finish.

"Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi

Grey natter

An apparently impossible challenge between a couple of buddies — read aloud from "50 Shades of Grey" while keeping a straight face. Not surprisingly they fail, though in fairly entertaining fashion.

"Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time." - John Ruskin

Say what?

A rapid-fire segment of 50 Common Misquotations is interesting and informative, but might just overwhelm a tired old brain.

"The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations." - Benjamin Disraeli

Nuggets

Strange and bizarre hotel reviews that save you the trouble of digging through the usual text for that gem of humor.

And some of these vaguely rude place-names of the world should maybe be on your list of places to visit.

"A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell." - George Bernard Shaw

Sale-ient

The Wrongulator, a Goatee Saver, Vulva perfume, and other Worst Things for Sale, a Tumblr.

Plus some great perspective on your very brief appearance in the timeline of the universe.

"A man who dares to waste one hour of life has not discovered the value of life." - Charles Darwin

Cogito ergo sad

Thinking is the enemy of the happy, as illustrated in Sad Cat Diary.

"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Bernard M. Baruch

It's a jungle down there

It’s a fish-eat-fish world beneath the waves near Indonesia in The Sea's Strangest Square Mile.

"My favorite animal is steak." - Fran Lebowitz

Rave review

Older outdoor enthusiast gentleman playing the spoons to "Insomnia" by Faithless. The club scene just isn't what it used to be.

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five." - Benjamin Franklin

Egg him on

Dad clearly in the running for parent of the week award, which in this case comes in the form of an egg.

"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for." - Jerry Seinfeld

Rimshot

Enthusiastic drummer gets his wedding gig revenge by stealing the show from the lead vocalist. It's obviously their bit, but provides a moment nonetheless.

"A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it." - Don Herold

Like you meme it

Proclaimed one of the best "Ryan" memes out there, Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal is fairly amusing. (Thanks Raygun)

And in what could be a sequel to the minor meme "there, I fixed it" comes You had one job..., a pictorial compendium of inept work. Worth a few clicks for the occasional grin.

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." - Oscar Wilde

Cold war of words

For a humorous redistribution of words, check out the latest issue of Cosmarxpolitan to get you some "fun fearless freedom from the oppression of capitalism."

And the dangers of posting public ads revealed as these handymen get text trolled. Some perhaps undeserved but nonetheless amusing exchanges.

"The only disability in life is a bad attitude." - Scott Hamilton

Beer:30

Of course, you don't need a bottle opener to open a beer — there are much more creative ways to do it.

"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." - Dale Carnegie

Syn-tillating

Strange acid-trippy video "Synesthetic Locked" is your best guess at what people with synesthesia experience every now and again, and hopefully not while driving. Bird is the word.

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway

Really?

Quirky array of rapid-fire bits camping on pop tunes shows what would happen if song lyrics were real, courtesy of an Irish comedy troupe.

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." - Lucille S. Harper

Uncredible

A slew (63, to be precise) of newly made-up un-words that you may find incredibly useless in a wide variety of situations. Funny, though. And to think this all might have started years ago with 7-Up's Marketing department.

"Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite." - C. S. Lewis