newfangled

"Hi, I'm popping corn — can I call you back?"
Microwaves have long been the standard appliance for popping popcorn. But what if you want to avoid those harmful rays that supposedly shrink your head if you stand too close? Or you may be somewhere with no access to a microwave and absolutely need your popcorn fix right this minute. Luckily, clever people have discovered yet another use for their cellular phones. Okay, so this video has been revealed as a hoax, but real or not, it kind of makes you want to go the hands-free route.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ju5yIFu4yY8


New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
A new product has hit the market that will revolutionize the way Americans get fatter. Introducing the fast-food-feed-bag, which will now allow Americans to stuff their faces without even breathing. Now you can get down three burgers, a large fries, and a jumbo milk shake without having to waste a single second moving food into your mouth. Once motorized wheel chairs become affordable for all, we will finally have achieved mass nirvana. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let


Secret McCain Website Edits Leaked to Press
McCain may be a little more web savvy than we suspect. (Thanks Raygun)http://www.236.com/blog/w/lee_camp/mccains_edits_to_his_website_l_6965.php


QoD
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -- Mae West


Russian Hip-hop
Combining two of our favourite things... wellokay, one of our favourite things - old-styleRussian dancing. Here it's synced surprisinglywell to Jason Nevins's 'It's Like That'.Genuinely. The damn thing is practically identical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA


Digital Futurism - Clock Art
Digital Futurism captures the passage of time with modern electronic readymades. Creating linear deviation from the standardized Earth time zones, this dynamic representation of the 4th dimension animates time.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCWyqGx5ymE


Quick pic: Why it's difficult to grocery shop in other countries
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/shop.htm


Game on: Wormholes
Test your 4-D skills.
http://www.addictinggames.com/epsilon.html


Jackie Mason '08 Vlog: Computers
Finally, another old fellow on the topic of technology...once you fast forward through the unnecessarily extensive intro you'll get a diatribe about computers like only Jackie can deliver.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT8RO77kpZA


Last words
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." -- Cato the Elder


Enjoy,

vW