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Howdy,

My friend Beth says that this 39-second clip just totally made her day...or more specifically: "When I first saw this, I thought there was no way it was real. And then I watched it a few more times and thought it WAS."

Ballgirl
http://www.prettygoodday.com/2008/06/ballgirl.html


And Raygun suggests, "Don't try this at home." Easy advice to follow, I'd dare say.

Where's Mall Security?
http://sonofmacenstein.com/?p=31


Seems like there was so much less to worry about back then...

Remember Timmy... Be Careful!
http://www.glumbert.com/media/careful50s


QuOteD
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -- Tom Clancy


Pocketless Pool 2008 Tournament
It's huge and it's sweeping the nation... like the large sucking sound from a vacuum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvYeqLg4dQU


Fat cat aerobics
Hard to say what this peculiar Japanese ad is trying to sell with a ridiculously obese cat character attempting strenuous exercise. Very cute though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQXitF4lJto


Quizzam: How long would you live in space?
This useful thing calculates your expected lifespan if you were to hop out of the space shuttle, based on your health and physical condition. To be more accurate it should probably include a question about how loud you intend to scream.
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/space_vacuum


Grande annoyance
Here are eight types of people you'll find inside a Starbucks that are guaranteed to annoy the shit out of you.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/05/21/8-types-of-annoying-people-youll-find-inside-starbucks/


Famous last words
"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both." -- Al Franken


Ciao for now,
vW