Delayed impact

Hola amigo,

Some things are worth waiting for; for example, this prankster has commendable patience... "When decorating my house I had an opportunity to play a rather interesting practical joke -- the creation of which is presented here for your viewing pleasure. My only regret is that I'll not be there for the actual payoff, but I must leave that to the imagination."

I've Had My Eye On You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9YuvbNYdRI


This Week's ER Will Probably Kill You
The Daily Tube review: "Here's the promo for the most shocking episode of any television series ever. You can watch it if you want, but we're not responsible for what happens next. Seriously, consult a psychologist if you're considering watching this episode. You're pretty crazy just for thinking about it, and we're sorry we had to show this to you."
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900400


Old man Japan
Grandpa making trouble around town. (Thanks Bomser)
http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/grandpajapan.wmv


QuOteD
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." -- Carl Gustav Jung


2222 Toothpicks in my beard
Of all the ridiculous "hobbies" in the world to catch on, who would have expected this? Watch as this genial Paul Bunyanesque dude stuffs as many toothpicks as he can into his furry face. The end result looks like something unspeakable involving a hedgehog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlo-3KPqZwU


Quick pic: Melon mouth
http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/01/31/melon-mouth/


Game break: Shopping Cart Hero
Many have tried. Many have failed. Do you have what it takes to be a hero?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/MonkeyWantBanana/shopping-cart-hero


Interactive Toilet (ITOI)
And finally, a slightly scary -- make that idiotic -- robotics class project. Note that the designers have no intention of selling it. With judgment like that, maybe they should switch from engineering to business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxaOsKu9oBE


Famous last words
"Personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures." -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Great Gatsby"


Sayonara,
vW