The devil, you say

Happy Friday,

Although I don't watch the show "Hell's Kitchen", I am aware that it features a Satan-possessed chef yelling at a bunch of battling kitchenaries. I can only imagine it would probably harken me back to the family kitchen during the holidays. Perhaps this imaginary reenactment of celeb chef Gordon Ramsay's devilish start will make more sense to the better initiated.

Hell hath no fury like a lunchbox scorned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL0zxK_aXWM


Let sleeping dogs lie
Gangway -- possessed sleeping dog with a first-rate comedy ending.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA


What is...Presidential Jeopardy
Amusing clip from the last days of Leno's Tonight Show a few weeks back. (Thanks Bomser)
http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/video/clips/presidential-jeopardy-0212/1017401/


Creepy kid shows
Cable access shows aside, the strangest stuff on TV has to be children's programming. See if you don't agree. Are your children watching this stuff?
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/16069


QuOteD
"People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty." -- Peter F. Drucker


Paint it your way
If something can be used to make a mark on paper, then it can be used to make a drawing. Marvel at this greasy-fingered artist who uses burger fat as his application of choice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjALWsyaR4


Cash4Cash.com
Someone tell Ed McMahon -- his spare change could actually be worth something.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fea6b1fdd4/cash-4-cash


Friday game: Ultimate Crab Battle
This one skips right to the ultimate battle. Heck, you're riding a shark with a frickin' laser beam.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/wiesi/ultimate-crab-battle


Dead At Your Age
And finally, some congratulations are in order -- you've outlived some interesting people. Tell 'em your date of birth, and they'll tell you who they were.
http://dead.atyourage.com/


Famous last words
"Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk." -- Joaquin Setanti


Hasta luego,
vW