Unsinkable in any language

"Titanic" run through a translator and back, reenacted with non-actors. Prepare to be moved, and perhaps amused.

"A mistake is simply another way of doing things." - Katharine Graham

What is it good for?

Senseless stop-motion Play Doh carnage on Planet Six illustrates the universality of absolutely nothin'.

"I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Light and motion in the dark

A little nighttime wakeboarding with LED-encrusted light boards paints some unique and colorful pictures across the dark water. (The real action gets started at about 01:23 or so.)

"An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision." - James Whistler

Mismatch mishmash

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Also unexpected, these kitschy and inexplicably peculiar Robert Downey Jr. pin-ups raise more questions than answers.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." - Kinky Friedman

Techno rainbow

Not much of a club feel to these cats hacking up furballs to thumping beat. Enjoy (?).

"Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over." - Elvis Presley

Head shots

It definitely won't make Tarantino notice, but "Exploding Actresses" does OK on timing and effect.

"I enjoy acting when you really hit it right." - Marilyn Monroe

Taking it to the streets

Photoshop Live attempts and succeeds in freaking people out just a little with this "Street Retouch Prank". Next time they might just reconsider public transportation.

"Art has to move you and design does not, unless it's a good design for a bus." - David Hockney

Brand new bag

Gentleman known as The Badpiper plays AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" — or some semblance thereof — on a flaming bagpipe, although I think maybe this guy sets the musical standard. And yes, he's available for weddings.

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet." - Oliver Herford

Give 'em the boot

Absolutely ridiculous and shameless exhibition of twerking in public by comic Mawaan Rizwan.

"I have no desire to prove anything by it. I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself. I just dance." - Fred Astaire

Rise and shine

While not quite the feat recently pulled off by Nik Wallenda, this Dean Potter highline Moonwalk at Cathedral Peak is ultimate full moon mojo.

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." - George Carlin

Codependent

Word of a 2015 "Independence Day" sequel apparently has inspired Screen Junkies to grind out an Honest Trailer to take down the original, truth and justice for all.

"Communism is like one big phone company." - Lenny Bruce

On the chin

No stone unturned on the interwebs — it's "Cat Fighter", a feline parody of the "Street Fighter" video game.

"When deeds speak, words are nothing." - Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

Bean there, done that

Thought-provoking introspection from Ze Frank in "The Time You Have (In JellyBeans)" using candy to visually represent the average lifetime. Life is sweet.

"Delay is the deadliest form of denial." - C. Northcote Parkinson

Leg up

Girls suit up in dichromatic Siamese leotards and whip out a trippy Rockettes impression to some popular(?) German polka-rock tune in the Black and White Tights Dance. Not sure what more one could ask for.

"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better." -- Albert Camus

Stuck it

A full-out demonstration of how to get "gymnasty" with helpful hints from a persistent if not gifted physical specimen comedian.

"I learned the value of hard work by working hard." - Margaret Mead

Good news

"Grease-Covered Florida Man Found Stuck In Store Window; Tells Deputies He Needs To Poop" and other real Sunshine State news headlines, courtesy of a guy who should know.

And phones replaced with sandwiches, a nirvana we only can hope for.

"To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea." - Henry David Thoreau

Go deep

Nine short and to-the-point(?) seconds to be both amused and bemused. Or neither.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

Compatibility issue

I've always wanted to fix a laptop this way. Hell yeah.

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up." - James Magary