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Happy Fried-day,

"I'm not here to make friends"
Well if you don't believe it after watching this, apparently people don't go on reality shows to make friends. Someone has watched a mind-bending amount of reality TV to cull together all the retards making their game plan clear.
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/07/im-not-here-to.html


Putting the flop in flip-flops
Summer is here and time for the omnipresent badap-badap noise. But maybe you should look twice before hopping into those shower shoes. Fifteen seconds of shame, this one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nWwj3d7qsFo


Comedy with a PPT
They said it couldn't be done, but comedian Tim Lee manages to successfully mix stand-up with PowerPoint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXFi7AdhhGk


One Post Wonder
Have a gander at this non-self-referential blog featuring collection of blogs that never made it off the launch pad. And if you look through some of the inaugural posts, I think you'll agree that it was just as well.
http://1post1der.blogspot.com/


QuOteD
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." -- Robert Heinlein


Aussie Milk Run
They drink a liter of milk, some food coloring and a squirt of lemon juice, and then run until achieving the desired effect. Takes a while to get going...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDhaF7bH18


Meat2O
Also on the beverage front, this new product is ideal for today's on-the-go lifestyle for busy people who want a roast lamb and hydration in one handy combo.
http://dinnerinabottle.com/


Game-ish: Guess the evil dictator or sitcom star
Have you always thought of yourself as a sitcom character? Or maybe a world-class dictator? No, me either. But now you can. Twenty questions for tyrants.
http://www.smalltime.com/Dictator


Urotrash
And finally, a monumental breakthrough for the game of golf. "The only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of the woods." For an extra laugh, you can also watch the very high quality TV commercial. (Thanks Kory)
http://www.uroclub.org


Famous last words
"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some." -- Herbert Rappaport


Enjoy and have a good weekend,
vW