It's showtime

Greetings on a Friday,

By popular demand, Cap'n and crew have followed up their epic 60-second Forrest Gump with a slightly abridged version of not one but both Kill Bills. Seems even more to the point (no pun intended) than the Gump version, as it's really about all I remember from them.

Kill Bill Parts 1 and 2, in one minute, in one take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex0ANhZ1Y6o


The Dirty Garage: The Indiest Movie Ever Made
Says the Daily Tube review: "A story of going home again, populated with overeducated-yet-inarticulate white people, featuring twee indie music and a manic pixie dream girl? That sounds like a future gold-medal winner at the San Antonio Mumblefest to us."
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ec2dc47000/the-dirty-garage


der Monsters
Purile, yet German. (Usage note: embedded videos show up below the selection links.)
http://www.demonsters.be/bankje-duif/


QuOteD
"There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses." -- Alan Moore


One Letter Off
Small typos lead to interesting theatrical results in this Worth1000 contest. Not quite the movies you know.
http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22703#entries


Sequels that don't exist
Sorta like one of those image challenges, but this time as a full-on blog with some full-throttle creative writing.
http://everybodylovesacane.blogspot.com/


Friday game: Bunny Invasion 2
Every bunny dies, but not every bunny truly lives.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/GPStudios/bunny-invasion-2


Japanese black-face
And finally, one benefit of broadening your cultural horizons is the exposure to how other cultures get their bizarro racist laughs on. E for effort maybe, I guess (?).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4QB7cHdVfs


Famous last words
"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together." -- Bette Davis


Enjoy and have a bueno weekend,
vW