Bad news

White People Problems
Difficult crossword puzzles, in-grown hairs, and declining stock portfolios -- it's hard out here for a caucasian.
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/white_problems/


The Hope Chest
Downer news stories from the past.
http://mrparallel.wordpress.com/


ONN: Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
The Daily Tube review: "Even underground prison economies are feeling the burn of the global financial meltdown. In prisons, cigarettes are regarded as the staple of the economy, and are almost universally used as currency. If a pack of cigarettes costs as much as two handjobs, you're going to see a lot of cigarettes not making it to the market."
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/prison_economy_spirals_as_price


Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
Pithy and non-PC.
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/


QuOteD
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." -- Harlan Ellison


My First Dictionary
This should most probably not be anyone's first dictionary, especially impressionable young minds.
http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/


Is this your luggage?
I'm guessing the good stuff doesn't make it onto the site.
http://www.isthisyourluggage.com/Site/Luggage_home.html


Friday game: Unfair Traps
Watch out for that message box.
http://www.bored.com/games/play/244/Unfair-Traps.html


Wolf n' pig
And finally, an interesting (to say the least) stop motion film starring lots of photos, a guy in wolf headdress, and a paper mache pig that looks like a giant mouse. Enjoy it on technical merit if nothing else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkLlVzUBn4


Famous last words
"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continuously fearing you will make one." -- Elbert Hubbard


Enjoy your two days,
vW