Chop suey

Konichiwa,

It's all in the build up -- or as your old English teacher might have called it, bathos. I call it the best karate punch ever. How about you? (Gravity thou art a heartless bitch.)

Karate kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ2Xj2JLnck



The Five Most Talented People on the Internet (Vol. 1)
Not withstanding the karate chop guy...babies who can sing the Beatles, men with nine-octave ranges -- simply put, the most talented people in the world are found on YouTube. It’s not like back in the ’90s, when attention-starved hams had to wait for their big break performing stupid human tricks on Letterman or be left to wallow in their isolation, performing at family parties and neighborhood fairs, spinning plates and toiling in their obscurity. Now all you need is a webcam, a dream, and a wellspring of confidence disproportionate to your station in life.
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/most-talented-people-1


Stuff White People Like
Tongue-in-cheek outsider's guide to dealing with anglos. Example: "The best advice is that if you plan
to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling."
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/


QuOTeD
"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work." -- Stephen King


Factual Evidence of Global Warming
Pay attention closely all you non believers. I know now that Global Warming really is a problem. (Thanks Edwin)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ersvhqD4IW4




Quick pics: Echo Park Time Travel Mart
The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, a leader in convenience retailing, sells everything you need before you take a road trip through the fourth dimension. You can grab time-machine fuel, a can of mastodon meat, and a cup of coffee in one quick stop. "Whenever you are, we're already then."
http://344design.typepad.com/photos/timetravel/01epttmmarquee.html


Airing your differences
A feathery rat with a mean streak retaliates against with a bicycle tire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk8pe4H7_bo



Sayonara.