Veni, vidi, inodiare

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Happy TGI,

One of the better vids from these guys in recent memory, Onion covers Apple and its intro of a revolutionary new laptop With no keyboard. Remarkably simple. Simply remarkable. Good dig.

Is it for wheel?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92328


Sound off
For your amusement, some blasts from the audio past: the David Lee Roth "Runnin' with the Devil" Soundboard.
http://www.thetyser.com/


Catsaway
Speaking of annoying, ever wonder what cats do while we're asleep? This guy did, so he set up a time lapse camera to find out. Turns out cats spend the night climbing on us.
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/09


Dial by fire
Radio DJ cooly stays on-air, undeterred by the fact that a console behind him is doing its best impression of belching fire and smoke.
http://www.break.com/index/radio-booth-engulfed-in-flames.html


QuOteD
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." -- Emo Philips


Scribble scrabble
Bachelors -- save money on decorating simply by dressing up your walls with a felt-tip. Caution to most: don't try this at (your) home.
http://www.heraldleaderphoto.com/2008/09/18/man-decorates-basement-with-10-worth-of-sharpie/


Quick pics: (Much too) creative poodle grooming
If this is not already illegal, it should be.
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html


M . P . G-whiz
How many miles per gallon does your body get?
http://www.thecarconnection.com/mpg-quiz/index.html


Friday game: Evacuation
A game of skill and vacuum suction.
http://www.foddy.net/Evacuation.html


Just joking
And finally, a joke to make a grown man groan. (Thanks GP)

A sad-looking hydrogen atom walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
"I've lost an electron," said the hydrogen atom.
"Are you sure?" asked the bartender.
"I'm positive," said the atom.


Famous last words
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln


Enjoy and have a good weekend,

vW