Snail's pace

NASCARGOT - A NASCAR Parody
Pole position today is occupied by a short NASCAR parody that looks more like a molluscan version of organized grabass. Animal lovers -- you'll be pleased to hear that no snails were harmed in the making of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CUFEnZeeYw


Just how fast is a Formula 1 car?
Enjoyable old-school Top Gear-style spot, pitting a family trickster against a Porsche and a F1 car in a race around Silverstone track. Crazy quick.
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-fast-is-a-Formula-1-Car-1294208


Pocket Car: If only...
Lickety-split spot of someone's urban dreamcar.
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/pocket+car/video/x15aau_pocket-car_ads


QuOTeD
"The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it." -- Daniel Webster


Think outside the can
Check out architect Robert Bruno’s "Steel House". Interesting design, in a neo-Paleolithic Jetsons kind of way.
http://www.robertbruno.com/


Game break: Why did the Beatles cross the road?
Abbey Road Frogger - http://www.nosoup.net/nosoup4u/b3ta/abbeyroadcrossing.html


Joke point: rasric handed off this season-appropriate (football, that is) joke.

49ers

A guy walks into a bar wearing a 49ers jersey and carrying a cat that's also wearing a 49ers jersey.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the 49ers game here? My TV is broken and my cat and I always watch the game together."

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Niners kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Does he do that for every field goal?"

The guy nods, "Yeah, every time."

The bartender asks, "What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."