Don't visit

Don't visit 2 girls 1 cup
Leading off, a short clip capturing an amusing reaction of people visiting one of the more recent crop of shock sites. I presume that the retching roughly coincides with the on-screen pooping. This is safe for work, the shock site clearly is not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtRzf_ZcM0U

Another Daily Photo Thingy
So in a one-upsmanship maneuver obviously planned well in advance, this dude takes a photo every day for eight years. Conclusions? He looks better with short hair and without the glasses, but a mirror probably could have told him that in a lot less time.
http://www.c71123.com/daily_photo/index.php

Quote of the Day
"The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men."
-- George Eliot

Weird auditory illusion
Watch and listen to this 12-second video. Now do it again. Freakily, the note continues to rise through subsequent viewings. After 12 times it can only be heard by dogs and Superman. I presume.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/859124/amazing_audio_illusion/

Spammebago
And finally, just when you think you've seen it all, here's the "Spamobile". (Thanks Gordon)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/uberculture/20593645/