impressions

How to impress your boss
I probably work too much, but it's only because of that Protestant work ethic (which is odd in itself since I’m not Protestant). Obviously this employee is smarter than I.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694lJaQpQ6A

"Flying Segway"
The so-called Hiller Flying Platform is clearly a step up from the modern Segway geek transporter. Hard to believe this was built in 1955.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmSCyy0_OX4

Quote of the Day
"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided."
-- Casey Stengel

The Pen(guin) is Mightier than the Sword
Here are a couple of novel ways to say it in writing -- little penguins sliding or little men ninja-ing. Choose your weapon.

Ninja Text Generator
http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/ninjatext.asp

Sliding Penguin text
http://www.paperboy.nl/

Rotten Neighbor
And lastly, at one time or another you’ve probably had a bad neighbor who's plagued you with annoying sounds, sights and/or smells. Well this handy service lets you locate and share experiences about bad neighbors before and after you move.
http://www.rottenneighbor.com/