Roses "R" red

Happy Valentine'sHallmarkFTD-Day,

You always suspected there might be some use for those millions of little, hard heart-shaped candies that show up by the gross around Valentine's Day. (Well, no one's eating them, that's for sure). This Valentines day, say it with Adam's apple-shaped candy and unusual song lyrics. A charmingly pathetic lovesong is sure to cause some magic.

ABCs of Love
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799473




One from the Vault: Chris Farley Pickup Lines
Keeping the mood, this seldom-seen clip from a seldom-seen Tom Arnold comedy special features Chris Farley ambushing suburban women with his enormous wit and overwhelming charm. Farley was truly a god of physical comedy. May he rest in peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw




Catapulting Cars
Much the way Cupid's arrows seek their giddy targets, these guys are shooting real cars -- using a canon -- at a giant dartboard. Top Gear is tops.
http://www.dailymotion.com/us/cluster/auto/featured/video/xzl34


QuOTeD
"Generosity with strings is not generosity; it is a deal." -- Marya Mannes


The LimerickDB
There once was a woman from Venus -- but nevermind that. A UGC database where you can browse or submit your own. And remember: "Limericks without a respect for meter will be rejected."
http://limerickdb.com/


Quick Pic: Problem Solving Flow Chart
At the root of effective management lies good decision making – hence the need the for profanity-laced workflow logic like this. (Thanks John)
http://flickr.com/photos/mlovitt/62566132/sizes/l/


Game break: Microlife
This cute little creature and his family need your help to stay alive and leave their planet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/content/rich_media/microlife1_media.shtml


Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart (random-ish reference to an STP song)
And finally, making this heart has a lot of steps but it is a really easy (and cheap) way to make something special for that special someone on this day or whenever. Put it in an origami box and give your heart away.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Origami-Heart


Make sense not peace.