Impending doom

OJ's 8th Birthday
You shoulda known he was crazy then; only got crazier with age. If the candles are lit, then you must acquit. (Thanks Kory)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mj_Bq_muxo


Speeding fine isn't
Bad luck trying to pull over for the police. Guess those 15 beers you had don’t matter much now. Ouch. (Thanks Lynette)
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=714017


Quote of the Day
"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success."
-- Michael Jordan


Bored Workers Equal Fun
Idle construction workers with heavy equipment can only mean that good things will happen. Unless you let go.
http://www.break.com/index/bored-constuction-workers-equal-fun.html

And when miners get "bored" (sorry), it seems they turn to making Land Cruiser pancakes.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d7_1193971489


Game time: you are the Average Joes Gym dodgeball team competing at the Vegas International tournament, if that's any inspiration.
Dodgeball - http://www.gamegecko.com/dodgeball.php


The Comics Curmudgeon
This guy writes dry and witty critiques of those mainly idiotic comic strips that have been around the block, for example with this comment of the week: "Johnny goes through mustache wax like it's going out of style. Which, coincidentally, it did, about 125 years ago."
http://www.joshreads.com/