Money Walks

Money Walks, Bullsh*t Wins the White House
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
The upcoming 2008 election--perhaps more than any recent election--is important. Will we take a turn to the left, or steer further to the right? We will fall deeper into recession and war, or return to peace and prosperity? Fortunately, it's all riding on the true core substance of any modern election: bullsh*t. The Onion News Network wades deep into it with these poll results.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68210

Marriage
The two-minute drill on marital bliss fom a guy (Jeff Dunham, apparently) and his dummy. (Thanks AJUK)
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=804288

QotD
"The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to
laugh at it."
-- Bill Nye

Tiger Play
On a not-unrelated topic, how to survive a tiger attack.
http://www.shooshtime.com/sfw/18444_Tiger-Play.html

Game break: Word Web is a word association game where you figure out the connections between words. Not sure I really got it, but it might keep you entertained for a few minutes.
http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi

Wake up cat
Cute animation of a little cat exhausting all his tricks to wake up his sleepy owner. I wouldn't put this behavior past a cat -- they'll stop at nothing to annoy you, sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg