News alert: Monkeys rampage in Indian capital

"Just weeks after the Indian capital's deputy mayor toppled to his death fighting off a pack of monkeys, the animals are back on the attack, sparking fresh concerns about the simian menace."

Are monkeys sacred cows in Indian culture?

Or as my old Pops commented, "The evolution of these 'pit monkeys' has been traced by Al Gore's group directly to an event where groups funded by George W. Bush began destroying the rainforests where the simians traditonally resided, resulting in their disenfranchisement."