Who's your Delta?

Frat Boy Dad
If you've ever set foot in a fraternity house, one thought has undoubtedly crossed your mind: "These people would make great parents." (Well, that and, "I smell weed.") Well believe it or not, it's true. Incredibly stupid, yet for some reason it grew on me...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798571


Candidates Court the "Fat Vote"
Politics is heavy stuff. And as "Super Tuesday" approaches and American waistlines continue their apparently unstoppable increase, presidential contenders are eating their way into the hearts of voters. Even Hillary is an unlikely advocate for the average pot-bellied school child: she promises Rocky Road in every public school cafeteria.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/as_obese_population_rises_more


Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?
Speaking of chow, here's a little quiz for you. Suppose you were stranded in a blizzard and were forced to cannibalize your friends. This short survey will tell you how likely you would be to eat your buddies. Apparently I'm about 50% likely, depending on the condiments available.
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/view2/eat_buddies


QuOTeD
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." - Oscar Wilde


Dubai in the sky
This proposed structure is a modern marvel of architectural design -- 68 floors and over a thousand feet tall. It's unique bragging point is that each floor will be able to rotate independently, constantly changing the shape of the tower. And one other thing -- it will also be the world's first prefabricated skyscraper. Move over, double-wide trailer.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2w5xd


Flash of danger
Another techno-marvel but on a smaller scale...the Torch is the world's brightest and most powerful flashlight, capable of melting plastic, lighting paper on fire within seconds, and if you like, frying an egg or roasting a marshmallow. Stare if you dare.
http://www.i4u.com/article14324.html


Dogs in Cars
Finally, some inanity from a web site that claims: "As you may have guessed by now, you've stumbled upon (or maybe even been looking for) Dogs in Cars, a web site that delivers exactly what it promises, if nothing else." Come to think of it, you might prefer nothing else.
http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/